I tell you, I can't make this stuff up. This week's Six Sentence Story prompt: "patient." (Permission was obtained to share this experience.)
A man in scrubs pulled back the curtain, rushed into the room and, taking one look at the young adult, asked disappointedly, "Did I miss it?"
"How did the other doctor get your jaw back into alignment?"
"He just grabbed each side of my mouth and yanked with all his might."
"And how did you dislocate your jaw in the first place?"
"I won the 'How many Tootsie Rolls can you shove in your mouth' contest."
Thanks for doctors.